Montana Realtor Terms vs What They Really mean

SOPHISTICATED CITY LIVING- Next to noisy bar.

OLD WORLD CHARM-Has some woodwork, needs cleaning.

CONTEMPORARY FEELING- Has no woodwork, needs cleaning.

CLOSE TO LAKES- Impossible to park from April to October.

WIDE OPEN FLOOR PLAN- Previous owner removed supporting walls.

SECURITY SYSTEM- Neighbor has a dog.

NEEDS TLC- Major structural damage.

UPDATED KITCHEN- Sink no longer overflows.

MOTIVATED SELLER- Has been on the market for 14 years.

CONVENIENT- Located on freeway entrance ramp.

MINT- Someone has spilled mouthwash on the carpet.

Neutral Decor- No murals of nudes or Elvis,but has brown walls.

Move in condition- Front door missing

Cozy_No room larger than 9X6

Lower level family room-Ping pong table over sewer opening

Light open spaces-Many holes in walls and ceiling

Outstanding-Painted PURPLE, sticks out like sore thumb

A Wealth of period features-Yourself,dry rot,rising damp and an electrical circuit best operated in rubber gloves and wellies

Box Room-suitable for accommodating one or two large cardboard boxes folded