Montana Realtor Terms vs What They Really mean

SOPHISTICATED CITY LIVING- Next to noisy bar.

OLD WORLD CHARM-Has some woodwork, needs cleaning.

CONTEMPORARY FEELING- Has no woodwork, needs cleaning.

CLOSE TO LAKES- Impossible to park from April to October.

WIDE OPEN FLOOR PLAN- Previous owner removed supporting walls.

SECURITY SYSTEM- Neighbor has a dog.

NEEDS TLC- Major structural damage.

UPDATED KITCHEN- Sink no longer overflows.

MOTIVATED SELLER- Has been on the market for 14 years.

CONVENIENT- Located on freeway entrance ramp.

MINT- Someone has spilled mouthwash on the carpet.